Dont go in alone

Yesterday was White Noise Day, and although I got some thoughtful responses from the student body, I also encountered some hostility from this schools inhabitants, and I've got a few black eyes and a restraining order to show for it. A large majority of the students I interviewed were very awkward and didn't know what to do with themselves and were clearly looking for a means of escape by stalling more questions from me with feeble and shallow responses. But then again, how could you really respond to me announcing "Marvelous bone structure".